World Philosophy Day Promotional Bags

We are philosophy students and people in campus think that we are weird. That’s not entirely true. Our group always wanted to make us feel a little bit more “accepted” by the society. The term being so subjective, it’s really hard to argue its true meaning. Anyway, I’m arguing again. I have to keep focus. To address our image problem, we plan on giving away custom promotional bags this coming world philosophy day.

The weakness of the natural greed of people will definitely work for our group’s benefit. They will definitely want those custom promotional backpacks and messenger bags because they can’t afford to let it pass. They need to get at least one to satisfy their hunger.

Those bags will make us not only popular, but will also be a form of revenge. We will take revenge of how the society made a mockery of the oldest intellectual subject in the universe. This time, we will feed them using their weakness. Even for a short period, we will be able to control them, just like how they controlled our stereotype with the world.

Typecasting us, the only thinking persons in the university, will bring destruction to the public’s mindset. Those custom promotional briefcases and attaches bags will be the bombs that will wake up the sleeping intellect of the other students.

Next stop: world domination. We will cause a paradigm shift that people will understand how important the study of philosophy is. We’ll go into using grocery bags just to penetrate into the not so impervious minds of the masses. Nerds rule!